Oh, these people were so nice to me! They bought me a beautiful blue collar (I really like blue:) on the way home, petted me and loved me in the car, and brought me to their home to stay. It wasn't a big home, but cozy. Beats a big smelly cage! I thought for a split second that it's going to be all right, my life is settled here until... a little screaming creature flew out of another room charging at me full speed and yelling at the top of its lungs. Oh boy... Do I run? Do I hide? No, wait. I get it - it wants to play! OK, strange style of introducing yourself to somebody, but oh well. Everybody's different. I don't judge. I came running towards the creature, wagging my tail, smiling and getting ready to do a little mingling - OUCH! Why does my lip hurt so much?!!!! This thing bites! Oh, I am not stupid - it's a little overzealous - just a different way of engaging. I don't know how to bite like that, but I can use my paws - plop!
Wait, where are you? Oops, you are under my paw, screaming again! Sorry, didn't mean to push that hard. (And by the way, I don't like these piercing screeching noises... I wish you didn't have to yell like this...)
This is me as a baby right around the time when my new mom came running for the creature - she took it and locked it in the bedroom). I am not happy here - I have no one to play with now...
Oh, I forgot to mention an important detail. My new parents gave me a new name, too. They called me Blue - because I am very serious most of the time. Of course, they also thought I had sad eyes...
Kind of romantic, if you ask me...
I'll be back later - I am tired and need a nap. It's not easy for a dog to write a memoir...
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